1. The sun shining does not imply warmth.
2. When you fall on your knees rollerskating, it will leave a bruise.
3. When you audit a class, you are less likely to attend it.
4. When the house is clean, you feel more productive.
5. Boys are, generally, kinda crazy.
6. The people you love are the best roommates.
7. Prayer works.
8. Whoever invented the dishwasher was a genius.
9. Skirts should be outlawed in Rexburg due to the wind.
10. There is no end to construction.
11. There IS such a thing as walking to school in six feet of snow, uphill both ways.
12. The song of the righteous is a prayer unto God.
13. It IS possible for little flowers to start growing in March despite the snow and the cold (This is a true statement - I saw one this morning outside the library, trying to grow.)
14. If you don't practice what you've learned, you'll forget it.
15. Some people eat smallish birds for breakfast.
5 comments:
HAHAHAHA no one eats smallish birds!!!! and Rexburg is the place of contradictions to all things we thought were true before we came here
Poor bird!! No one even asked if he liked shrimp!
David O. McKay said, "Never let schooling get in the way of your education." (probably paraphrased) Way to follow the counsel.
:)
You make me smile... I love you daughter!!!
Mom
hahaha. lol. i loved this post. so very true. how many wonderful things to learn in one day!! :)
SANDY!! This is your SISTAH. I love your blog! You sound like a journalist, writing a hilarious story that the Daily Planet would publish without thinking twice. (Or maybe I've just been watching too much Smallville.)
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